Made me smile

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burnie
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Made me smile

Post by burnie » Sun Jun 25, 2017 10:52 am

My train spotter friend decided to end it all last week and threw himself in front of a steam locomotive going full tilt. In the end he was chuffed to bits.

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manna
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Re: Made me smile

Post by manna » Sun Jun 25, 2017 9:05 pm

G'Day Gents

What a way to go.

Work this one out.
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Re: Made me smile

Post by 2392 » Sun Jun 25, 2017 9:22 pm

Another that makes me smile is BT and default other telephonic providers. With If there's a fault on your telephone, 'phone this number......... My question in return be how, it's on the blink?!

lu4472ke
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Re: Made me smile

Post by lu4472ke » Sat Oct 19, 2019 12:47 pm

A motorhome driver reports to the police a driver who is breaking the speed limit.

When the police catches the driver the policeman asks "do you know why I've pulled you over"

"Yes I do" says the driver

"Well, its nearly the end of my shift. If I report you I have to go back to the station and fill out paperwork, which means I will be doing overtime because my shift will have ended and my tea will be going cold. if you can think of a good reason I haven't heard before as to why you were speeding I will let you off" says the policeman.

"My wife ran off with a policeman 20 years ago and I thought you were trying to give her back."

giner
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Re: Made me smile

Post by giner » Sat Oct 19, 2019 2:13 pm

I'm walking down the High St. and this bloke jumps out from an alleyway and says, "Hey! Give me your credit cards!"

I told him, "No problem, mate. You won't spend as much as my wife does."

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Re: Made me smile

Post by lu4472ke » Sat Oct 19, 2019 9:51 pm

A pun walks in a room and kills 10 people

Pun in, 10 dead

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manna
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Re: Made me smile

Post by manna » Mon Oct 21, 2019 9:22 pm

G'Day Gents.

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