Made me smile

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giner
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Re: Made me smile

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Bloke goes into the butcher's. "Goooood morning!" he says cheerily. The butcher says, "My my, you're bright and breezy this morning."

The bloke says, "Yes, on top of the world. How old do you think I am?" The butcher ponders and says, "37/38?" "Nope, I'm 56," comes the reply.

A few minutes later the bloke's at the bus stop when a little old lady toddles up behind him and loudly proclaims, "I'm 85 today,"

"Well, happy birthday. How old do you think I am?" he says. She replies, "Let me put me my hand down the front of your trousers and I'll tell you, to the year."

He says, "Go on, then." So she fumbles around for a minute or two, takes her hand out and says, "You're 56."

"Bloody hell! How do you know that?"

"Simple," she says, "I was behind you in the queue at the butcher's just now."
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manna
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Re: Made me smile

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G'Day Gents

Would you invite this fellow over for a B-B-Q.................
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Re: Made me smile

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G'Day Gents

Sums up 2020.......I think. Happy New Year, Everyone, stay safe.

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Re: Made me smile

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G'Day Gents
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