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manna
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Re: Made me smile

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G'Day Gents

I'll just leave this here.......
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G'Day Gents
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Went to friend's funeral. He drowned you know, so I sent him a wreath in the shape of a lifebuoy. He would have liked that.

I know my sex change went ok from male to female. I already know everything and I can no longer park a car
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G'Day Gents

Like them 'giner. :lol: :lol:
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Good 'un, Manna. :lol:

Celebrated fifty years of marriage last week. This woman has stood by me all through those years. Well, we've only got one chair in the house.

Scouse kid comes running into the house. "Mam! There's a big fire down at Tesco's!" "Asda?" she says. "Noooooo, Mam, Tesco's."
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G'Day Gents
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G'Day Gents
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:lol: :lol:

A friend of mine, he's an undertaker, just told me about a new trend in his business, glass coffins. I asked him if he thought the idea would take off. He just replied, "Remains to be seen."
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G'Day Gents

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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HaHa! No need for the credit card trick here this week Manna. Temps expected to be in the high 30's. Yes, I'm talking the plus side - in Canada,fer crying out loud.

Oh, and that undertaker had a new company move into the premises next door, a laundry. So they stiffen collars, and my friend collars the stiffs - if you get my drift. :)
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Male bees die after mating.

That's basically their life.

Honey. Nut. Cheerio.
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G'Day Gents

:lol: :lol: :lol: Cold enough here, not snow but colds and damp. This comes in handy..........
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A new twist on the brolly. Like that idea, manna.

When I'm in the UK, I find I only use three shops: Specsavers, Boots, and Greggs.That's my life now: Specs and drugs and sausage rolls.
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G'Day Gents

I like that 'giner, sums up mine to :lol:
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A bus passenger boards a London bus and asks the bus conductor
"What's the best way to Turnham Green?."

The bus conductor replies "Leave them out in the rain guvnor!."
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