Made me smile

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giner
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Re: Made me smile

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Nice one, Mickey. :) Thought it was just me and Manna in here. :)

This may be of interest to someone. A friend of mine has 2 tickets for the England v Italy game Sunday 11th July He paid £300 each but he didn't realise when he bought them months ago that it was going to be the same day as his wedding! If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place.

It's at Islington Registry Office, at 4pm. The bride's name is Nicola -- she's 5'4", about 8 stone, quite pretty, has her own income and is a really good cook.
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Re: Made me smile

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giner wrote: Sun Jul 11, 2021 5:20 pm It's at Islington Registry Office, at 4pm. The bride's name is Nicola -- she's 5'4", about 8 stone, quite pretty, has her own income and is a really good cook.
No joking giner that sounds like my next door neighbour in Islington she's called Nicola and is around 5'4'' and maybe about 8 stone although I don't know about her cooking though I never got a invite to supper (yet).

The same bloke boards a London bus bound for Turnham Green and says to the rather good looking clippie "Do you go all the way darling?." The clippie replies "You cheeky so and so!." :wink:
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Re: Made me smile

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:D :D :D
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Jack "Here Blakey I never thought I'd see you as one of us?."

Blakey "Don't you worry mate I'll never be one of yous!. Come on yous two get that bus out!."


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manna
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Re: Made me smile

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G'Day Gents

:lol: :lol: :lol: Good ones guys.
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A fella visits his doctor and says "Doctor doctor you've got to help me I keep thinking I am a pair of curtains!!."

The doctor says "Don't be silly man and pull yourself together!."

"It's the way I tell them!."

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Re: Made me smile

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Not only that, but if a drummer comes out of retirement, will there be repercussions?
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Re: Made me smile

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G'Day Gents

Boom Tish ! :lol:

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A penguin is standing outside the pub. A bloke walks out and the penguin asks, "Is my dad in there?"
"Dunno," says the bloke, "what does he look like."
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Re: Made me smile

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G'Day Gents
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HaHa, looks about right. :)
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A schoolboy was three hours late for school and the teacher asked why was he so late.
He replied, "My Grandad got burned this morning."

The teacher asked if it was serious.
The boy replied, "They don't mess about at The Crematorium."
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Re: Made me smile

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G'Day Gents

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Hope you get this one.
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Re: Made me smile

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:wink: No reports of any in Edmonton this year. At least not of the four-legged variety.
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