My girlfriend is sick of my obsession with movie detectives.
"We need to split up" she said
"Great idea" I replied "We can cover more ground that way".
Made me smile
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Re: Made me smile
I ate a kid's meal at McDonalds this morning. His mum got all angry at me.
Re: Made me smile
Just musing, but do songbirds get mad at hummingbirds because they can't remember the words?
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Re: Made me smile
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing by yourself.”