Made me smile

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giner
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Re: Made me smile

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Bloke goes golfing with his wife. As she drives off at the first tee, a gust of wind lifts her skirt revealing that she's not wearing underwear.

The husband says, "Good grief, haven't you got any knickers?” She replies, “You don't give me enough money to buy any." Reaching into his pocket he says, “Here's a comb, tidy yourself up a bit."
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Re: Made me smile

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G'Day Gents

Good one giner :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Brian

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Re: Made me smile

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G'Day Gents

What could go wrong !!!
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giner
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Re: Made me smile

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Just had my first “Trick or treater” round, she was dressed as Gloria Gaynor. At first I was afraid, then I was petrified.
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Took a taxi home from the pub last night. Got home and the cabbie says, "£12." I said, "I've only got a tenner, could you back up a bit?"
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Arrived home last night to find this gorgeous blonde grouting the tiles in my bathroom and singing, "It's a heartache, nothing but a heartache.” I thought, she's a bonnie tiler.
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Re: Made me smile

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G'Day Gents

:lol: :lol: :lol: Good three ,giner.
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This just in: Petrol is so expensive nowadays that Chris Rea has started walking home for Christmas.
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Re: Made me smile

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G'Day Gents
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Re: Made me smile

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HaHa, almost mis-read that caption, Manna.
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Re: Made me smile

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giner wrote: Thu Nov 24, 2022 2:08 am HaHa, almost mis-read that caption, Manna.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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