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Posted: **Thu Jul 27, 2023 6:39 pm**

Good one, Merc.

Posted: **Thu Jul 27, 2023 6:42 pm**

So this stand-up comic gets home after a gig and as he undresses for bed his wife looks at him and says, “Christ, is everything a joke with you?”

Posted: **Fri Jul 28, 2023 10:46 pm**

G'Day Gents

Posted: **Tue Aug 01, 2023 6:32 pm**

Posted: **Tue Aug 08, 2023 2:29 pm**

I feel very strongly about graffiti in public toilets. In fact I've signed a partition.

Posted: **Tue Aug 15, 2023 10:59 pm**

G'Day Gents

Posted: **Wed Aug 16, 2023 2:50 am**

A traffic cop pulled me over last week. He said, "Why didn't you stop at that red light back there?" I said, "Well, when you've seen one, you've seen them all."

Posted: **Sat Aug 19, 2023 7:23 pm**

Posted: **Fri Aug 25, 2023 9:54 pm**

G'Day Gents

Posted: **Sun Aug 27, 2023 7:55 am**

Posted: **Tue Sep 05, 2023 10:10 pm**

G'Day Gents

Posted: **Tue Sep 12, 2023 4:50 pm**

Posted: **Fri Sep 15, 2023 3:17 am**

^

Sounds like me, that.

Anyway, I learned a new song last night. It's called, Meet Me Outside The Pawnshop, And I'll Kiss You Under The Balls.

Posted: **Tue Sep 19, 2023 11:05 am**

Posted: **Tue Sep 19, 2023 1:58 pm**

Bloke says to me, “Are those thick lens glasses you're wearing?” I replied, “No, they're mine.”

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