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Re: Made me smile
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2021 10:26 am
by Mercator II
I threw away my old boomerang because it had a ghost in it...
It's come back to haunt me!!
Re: Made me smile
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2021 9:45 pm
by giner
Hey Guys. Just a heads up. If anyone is going on the M6 a lorry has just shed its load of paper, pencils and rubbers. The northbound side is closed and everything behind it is stationary.......
Re: Made me smile
Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2021 9:10 pm
by manna
Re: Made me smile
Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2021 8:43 pm
by manna
G'Day Gents
Re: Made me smile
Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2021 8:37 pm
by burnie
Breaking news........................there's a sperm shortage due to every w@nker queuing at the filling stations...............
Re: Made me smile
Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2021 9:23 pm
by giner
Did you know that drinking green tea instead of coffee every morning will reduce, by 87%, the amount of joy in your life?
Re: Made me smile
Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2021 10:32 pm
by manna
G'Day Gents
Re: Made me smile
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2021 6:56 pm
by manna
G'Day Gents
Re: Made me smile
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2021 9:25 pm
by giner
My next door neighbour just bought himself a bird of prey. He said that what's unusual about it is that it likes to sing eighties songs at night. He told me, wait for it, our kestrel manoeuvres in the dark.
Re: Made me smile
Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2021 6:38 am
by Mercator II
Re: Made me smile
Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2021 9:32 pm
by manna
G'Day Gents
Keeping to the theme....
Re: Made me smile
Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2021 10:20 pm
by giner
The keyboard player in my band died last night after his Hammond, Moog synthesizer and his Fender Rhodes piano all quit at the same time.
Reckon he died of multiple organ failure.
Re: Made me smile
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2021 7:01 pm
by manna
Re: Made me smile
Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2021 10:28 pm
by manna
G'Day Gents
Re: Made me smile
Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2021 12:03 am
by Mercator II
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