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Posted: **Mon Sep 20, 2021 10:26 am**

I threw away my old boomerang because it had a ghost in it...

It's come back to haunt me!!

Posted: **Mon Sep 20, 2021 9:45 pm**

Hey Guys. Just a heads up. If anyone is going on the M6 a lorry has just shed its load of paper, pencils and rubbers. The northbound side is closed and everything behind it is stationary.......

Posted: **Tue Sep 21, 2021 9:10 pm**

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Posted: **Fri Sep 24, 2021 8:43 pm**

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Posted: **Sat Sep 25, 2021 8:37 pm**

Breaking news........................there's a sperm shortage due to every w@nker queuing at the filling stations...............

Posted: **Sat Sep 25, 2021 9:23 pm**

Did you know that drinking green tea instead of coffee every morning will reduce, by 87%, the amount of joy in your life?

Posted: **Thu Sep 30, 2021 10:32 pm**

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Posted: **Tue Oct 05, 2021 6:56 pm**

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Posted: **Tue Oct 05, 2021 9:25 pm**

My next door neighbour just bought himself a bird of prey. He said that what's unusual about it is that it likes to sing eighties songs at night. He told me, wait for it, our kestrel manoeuvres in the dark.

Posted: **Tue Oct 12, 2021 6:38 am**

Posted: **Tue Oct 12, 2021 9:32 pm**

G'Day Gents

Keeping to the theme....

Posted: **Tue Oct 12, 2021 10:20 pm**

The keyboard player in my band died last night after his Hammond, Moog synthesizer and his Fender Rhodes piano all quit at the same time.

Reckon he died of multiple organ failure.

Posted: **Fri Oct 15, 2021 7:01 pm**

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Posted: **Sat Oct 23, 2021 10:28 pm**

G'Day Gents

Posted: **Mon Oct 25, 2021 12:03 am**

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