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Re: Made me smile
Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2022 2:23 am
by giner
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later."
The nun agreed...
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied, "He went that way."
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough, sister. You see, I don't want to go to Syria."
The nun said, "I understand completely."
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls…. I don't want to go to Syria either."
Re: Made me smile
Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2022 3:05 pm
by giner
The England football team visited an orphanage in Wolverhampton today.
“It’s heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope,” said Ben, age six.
Re: Made me smile
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2022 6:06 am
by manna
Re: Made me smile
Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2022 10:22 pm
by Mercator II
Re: Made me smile
Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2022 1:23 pm
by TrevorJ
This is the wrong shape. Everyone knows pies are squared.
Re: Made me smile
Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2022 4:32 pm
by croesnewydd
This discussion has become irrational. Everyone knows that pi(e) is not a real number.
One moment it is there, the next it is gone!
John
Re: Made me smile
Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2022 5:17 pm
by giner
That's the way it is in our house too, John.
Re: Made me smile
Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2022 7:27 pm
by WTTReprinter
I wish I could make a pi(e) that was infinite. Never have to go hungry then!
Re: Made me smile
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2022 2:47 am
by kudu
This discussion may be irrational but it is still real. Unreal numbers do my head in so if anyone tries going down that root I'll have to give them a pizza my mind.
Kudu
Re: Made me smile
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2022 11:20 am
by burnie
Do you start sweating and trembling when you fill up with petrol?
You have carowner virus.
Re: Made me smile
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2022 3:46 am
by giner
I don't take anything serious in the newspaper, only fish and chips. And I take that with a pinch of salt.
Re: Made me smile
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2022 11:24 pm
by manna
G'Day Gents
Re: Made me smile
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2022 11:21 pm
by Mercator II
Re: Made me smile
Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2022 3:07 pm
by giner
So I asked this Irish farmer, "Which is the quickest way to Cork?"
He asked, "Would yese be waliking or driving?" So I told him I was driving, and he says, "Yes, that would be the quickest way."
Re: Made me smile
Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2022 12:47 am
by giner
Tried using a spellchecker today, urined everything.