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Re: Made me smile
Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2022 7:19 pm
by giner
Bloke goes golfing with his wife. As she drives off at the first tee, a gust of wind lifts her skirt revealing that she's not wearing underwear.
The husband says, "Good grief, haven't you got any knickers?” She replies, “You don't give me enough money to buy any." Reaching into his pocket he says, “Here's a comb, tidy yourself up a bit."
Re: Made me smile
Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2022 9:47 pm
by manna
G'Day Gents
Good one giner
Re: Made me smile
Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2022 7:20 pm
by Mercator II
Re: Made me smile
Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2022 9:59 pm
by manna
G'Day Gents
What could go wrong !!!
Re: Made me smile
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2022 9:01 pm
by Mercator II
Re: Made me smile
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2022 10:35 pm
by giner
Just had my first “Trick or treater” round, she was dressed as Gloria Gaynor. At first I was afraid, then I was petrified.
Re: Made me smile
Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2022 6:04 am
by giner
Took a taxi home from the pub last night. Got home and the cabbie says, "£12." I said, "I've only got a tenner, could you back up a bit?"
Re: Made me smile
Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2022 3:03 pm
by giner
Arrived home last night to find this gorgeous blonde grouting the tiles in my bathroom and singing, "It's a heartache, nothing but a heartache.” I thought, she's a bonnie tiler.
Re: Made me smile
Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2022 10:10 pm
by manna
G'Day Gents
Good three ,giner.
Re: Made me smile
Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2022 5:05 am
by giner
This just in: Petrol is so expensive nowadays that Chris Rea has started walking home for Christmas.
Re: Made me smile
Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2022 10:18 pm
by manna
G'Day Gents
Re: Made me smile
Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2022 2:08 am
by giner
HaHa, almost mis-read that caption, Manna.
Re: Made me smile
Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2022 9:40 pm
by manna
Re: Made me smile
Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2022 6:40 pm
by Mercator II
Re: Made me smile
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2022 12:43 am
by giner
Couple of musicians staying in digs overnight. One says, "I can't sleep. What time is it?" His mate says, “I don't know, hand me your trumpet."
The first one hands over his trumpet and his mate blows a really loud, shrill note. Comes a loud shout from the room next door, "Oi! It's three in the bloody morning, I'm trying to sleep in here!"