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HaHa, Manna! A really 'greasy spoon' if ever I saw one. Actually, my former boss' wife went in there and asked the server if they served crabs. Came the reply, "Madam, we serve anybody."

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Very believable.

Irish bloke driving on the M25 comes up behind a lorry and starts beeping his horn and flashing his headlights. This goes on for about ten miles and the lorry driver finally pulls over, gets out and walks back to the Irishman and says, "Why have you been honking and flashing at me?" The Irish fella says, "Well, I think you've been losing your load." Lorry driver says, “No mate, I'm gritting.”

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I'm hearing that West Yorkshire police found a cache of 23 automatic rifles, 28 handguns, several hundred rounds of ammunition, plus over 150lbs. of cocaine that was stashed away in a storage facility next to a library in Elland Road.

Several people interviewed said they were absolutely shocked by this. They didn’t even know that there was a library in Leeds.

giner wrote: ↑Sat Mar 25, 2023 6:22 am They didn’t even know that there was a library in Leeds.

There is. It's now a pub!

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A library is now a Pub, you learn something every day !!

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