Made me smile

[manna]

G'Day Gents

[giner]

^ HaHa! Talk about life imitating art.

[Mickey]

LIVERPOOL IN 1967

A barber has a sign up in his barbers shop window "BEATLE HAIRCUTS 2s/6d (2 Shillings & six pence) so a young fella with hair down over his collar thinks I'll have a Beatle cut so he goes into the barbers shop and sits in the chair and says to the barber "A Beatle cut wack." So the barber adjusts the chair and proceeds to start cutting his hair with the scissors while whistling 'Penny Lane' and after he's cut the young fella's hair he finally shaves his head with a razor leaving it bald as a snooker ball!. So the young fella says "Ruddy hell mate I wanted a Beatle cut not a bald head grand dad??." So the barber says "If any of those four long haired pop stars came in here that's the haircut they'd get off me!!."

[manna]

G'Day Gents

[giner]

I told my mate I was going out with a twin. He says, "How can you tell them apart?"
I said, "Easy. Her brother's got a beard and a shaved head."

[manna]

G'Day Gents



manna

[giner]

Good idea, Manna.

Grandad's become addicted to Viagra. Grandma's been taking it hard.

[manna]

G'Day Gents

[burnie]

Polce toay say they are nvestgatng a strng of ID thefts.....

[giner]

[giner]

I went to an audition yesterday. The people there must think I am versatile.
They said, "Surely there's something else you can do?"

[kudu]

I would advise against Viagra.

When I tried it, it stuck in my throat.

Had a stiff neck all day.

Kudu

[manna]

G'Day Gents

, good ones coming out.

[Mercator II]

I would advise against Viagra.

When I tried it, it stuck in my throat.

Had a stiff neck all day.

Kudu

Be careful of the new eye drops too, side effects are you look hard

[giner]

There's an Autopsy Club meeting down at our Working Men's Club next Tuesday. It's an open mike night.