Made me smile

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giner
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Re: Made me smile

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A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later."

The nun agreed...

A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?"

The nun replied, "He went that way."

After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough, sister. You see, I don't want to go to Syria."

The nun said, "I understand completely."

The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"

The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls…. I don't want to go to Syria either."
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Re: Made me smile

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The England football team visited an orphanage in Wolverhampton today.
“It’s heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope,” said Ben, age six.
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Re: Made me smile

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G'Day Gents

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Made me smile

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IMG-20220625-WA0014.jpg
oOo

Brian

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Re: Made me smile

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This is the wrong shape. Everyone knows pies are squared.
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Re: Made me smile

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This discussion has become irrational. Everyone knows that pi(e) is not a real number.
One moment it is there, the next it is gone!

John
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Re: Made me smile

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:) That's the way it is in our house too, John.
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Re: Made me smile

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I wish I could make a pi(e) that was infinite. Never have to go hungry then!
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Re: Made me smile

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This discussion may be irrational but it is still real. Unreal numbers do my head in so if anyone tries going down that root I'll have to give them a pizza my mind.

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Re: Made me smile

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Do you start sweating and trembling when you fill up with petrol?
You have carowner virus.
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Re: Made me smile

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I don't take anything serious in the newspaper, only fish and chips. And I take that with a pinch of salt.
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Re: Made me smile

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G'Day Gents
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Re: Made me smile

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IMG-20220725-WA0006.jpg
oOo

Brian

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giner
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Re: Made me smile

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So I asked this Irish farmer, "Which is the quickest way to Cork?"

He asked, "Would yese be waliking or driving?" So I told him I was driving, and he says, "Yes, that would be the quickest way."
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Re: Made me smile

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Tried using a spellchecker today, urined everything.
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